{"id":16612,"date":"2014-09-18T00:37:44","date_gmt":"2014-09-18T07:37:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allouttabubblegum.com\/?p=16612"},"modified":"2014-09-18T00:37:44","modified_gmt":"2014-09-18T07:37:44","slug":"amb-assassins-1994","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/amb-assassins-1994\/","title":{"rendered":"AMB: ASSASSINS (1994)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Assassins\" src=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Assassins-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"430\" height=\"587\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>[THE  CHALK-OUTLINE]<\/strong><\/span><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/h2>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">Assassins (1994): Breakdown by Kain424<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>On his way to retirement, a hitman is suddenly challenged by a deadly up and coming assassin.<\/p>\n<h2><strong><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">[THE  GOOD, THE BAD AND THEIR BADASSITUDE]<\/span><\/strong><\/strong><\/h2>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">THE GOOD GUYS:<\/span><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Robert-Rath-1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-16632   aligncenter\" title=\"Robert Rath\" src=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Robert-Rath-1.jpg\" alt=\"Robert Rath\" width=\"538\" height=\"302\" srcset=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Robert-Rath-1.jpg 768w, https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Robert-Rath-1-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 538px) 100vw, 538px\" \/><\/a><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">Sylvester Stallone is Robert Rath a.k.a. &#8220;Joseph&#8221;<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>Sly is pretty solid here, mostly because he has Banderas to play off.\u00a0 Still, we get another turn from Stallone as the strong, silent type with a hidden wit.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Electra-1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-16633   aligncenter\" title=\"Electra\" src=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Electra-1.jpg\" alt=\"Electra\" width=\"538\" height=\"302\" srcset=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Electra-1.jpg 768w, https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Electra-1-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 538px) 100vw, 538px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">Julianne Moore is Electra a.k.a. &#8220;Anna&#8221;<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>Computer hacker and &#8220;ghost&#8221;, Moore manages to give enough presence and strength to an otherwise very limited role.\u00a0 Her fear and resistance stand out, making her the most human of the characters.\u00a0 I actually quite like her in this, and I rarely like Moore.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;d like a single one of her characters again until <strong>Don Jon<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">THE BAD GUY:<\/span><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Bain-waits-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-16623   aligncenter\" title=\"Bain waits\" src=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Bain-waits-1.jpg\" alt=\"Bain waits\" width=\"538\" height=\"302\" srcset=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Bain-waits-1.jpg 768w, https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Bain-waits-1-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 538px) 100vw, 538px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">Antonio Banderas is Miguel Bain<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>The film&#8217;s MVP and blast of amazing.\u00a0 Banderas kills it here, as a hyper-intense, psychopath of a hitman who loves history as much as he loves the hunt.<\/p>\n<h2><strong><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">[THE  SEX AND VIOLENCE]<\/span><\/strong><\/strong><\/h2>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">EXPLOITATION AND MISOGYNY:<\/span><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Secret-Sex-Agents-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-16625   aligncenter\" title=\"Sly Smooches\" src=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Secret-Sex-Agents-1.jpg\" alt=\"Sly Smooches\" width=\"514\" height=\"334\" srcset=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Secret-Sex-Agents-1.jpg 642w, https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Secret-Sex-Agents-1-300x195.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 514px) 100vw, 514px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Not really, unless you count that smooch shot from the original trailer, or that part where the undercover agents are pretending to make out.<\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">MURDER BY NUMBERS: [ 19 people and a couple of peaches ]<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>Sly practically kills no one in this, something that was fairly common during his 90s stretch.\u00a0 It&#8217;s ok though, because Antonio picks up his slack, retiring 17 more.<\/p>\n<p>Watch their kills <a title=\"Assassins killcount\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allouttabubblegum.com\/?p=14408\" target=\"_self\">HERE<\/a>.<\/p>\n<h2><strong><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">[THE  BEST OF THE REST]<\/span><\/strong><\/strong><\/h2>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">EPIC MOMENT:<\/span><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Bains-Birthday-Candle-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-16626   aligncenter\" title=\"Bain's Birthday Candle\" src=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Bains-Birthday-Candle-1.jpg\" alt=\"Bain's Birthday Candle\" width=\"538\" height=\"302\" srcset=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Bains-Birthday-Candle-1.jpg 768w, https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Bains-Birthday-Candle-1-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 538px) 100vw, 538px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In one of the more resourceful moments of Robert Rath&#8217;s screentime, he rigs Electra&#8217;s apartment up to explode with some matchsticks and the oven&#8217;s gas line.\u00a0 Miguel barely survives by using an overturned table to brace himself as he&#8217;s blasted out the second story window.<\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">BEST LINE: <\/span><\/h3>\n<p>Separated by bulletproof glass, Rath and Bain are forced to get to know one another knowing that if either one of them leave the cab they&#8217;re sharing, the other will shoot him down.\u00a0 When Rath turns away for a moment, Bain tries the to shoot through the glass.\u00a0 Laughing at Rath&#8217;s apparent displeasure of this breech of their momentary truce, Bain quips:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Bain-Tests-The-Glass-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-16627   aligncenter\" title=\"Bain Tests The Glass\" src=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Bain-Tests-The-Glass-1.jpg\" alt=\"Bain Tests The Glass\" width=\"538\" height=\"302\" srcset=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Bain-Tests-The-Glass-1.jpg 768w, https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Bain-Tests-The-Glass-1-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 538px) 100vw, 538px\" \/><\/a><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">&#8220;I had to try! I mean, who knows? Maybe it wasn&#8217;t made in America!&#8221;<\/span><\/h3>\n<h2><strong><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">[THE  EXECUTION]<\/span><\/strong><\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>I&#8217;ve occasionally been accused of shitting on the Action films of the 1990s.\u00a0 I guess I just see them as too technology-dependent and soft.\u00a0 I like my Action to have a bit of gruffness and resourcefulness the action heroes of the 90s seemed to severely lack.\u00a0 But that doesn&#8217;t mean I don&#8217;t think well of plenty of 90s flicks.\u00a0 <strong>Assassins<\/strong> is one of those I quite like, actually.\u00a0 I think most people skip right by it, but it&#8217;s surprisingly good.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Action-Pose-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-16631   aligncenter\" title=\"Action Pose\" src=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Action-Pose-1.jpg\" alt=\"Action Pose\" width=\"538\" height=\"302\" srcset=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Action-Pose-1.jpg 768w, https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Action-Pose-1-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 538px) 100vw, 538px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>After the one-two punch of success Sylvester Stallone had with <strong>Cliffhanger<\/strong> and <strong>Demolition Man<\/strong>, suddenly our favorite underdog actor was on fire in Hollywood again.\u00a0 He could pick about any project with about any actors and almost any director.\u00a0 Unfortunately for Sly, the studios were still powerful enough to veto him on the director.\u00a0 When he wanted do get in on the sleazy sexy 90s thriller genre that had swept Hollywood following the success of <strong>Basic Instinct<\/strong>, Stallone was able to get Sharon Stone herself but not David Fincher.\u00a0 Fincher would achieve massive success, however, with his own thriller (<strong>Se7en<\/strong>), pummeling <strong>Assassins<\/strong> at the box office.\u00a0\u00a0 Without Fincher, Stallone was still strong-armed into the project (which eventually became <strong>The Specialist<\/strong>), which had been considered one of the hottest scripts ever written, by trigger-happy producers.\u00a0 By most accounts, <strong>The Specialist<\/strong> was a troubled production, with Stallone reverting back to his prima donna attitude and fighting with the other creative forces on the set.\u00a0 This happened again with <strong>Judge Dredd<\/strong>, after the producers rejected Sly&#8217;s attempts to get The Coen brothers and later, his <strong>Cliffhanger<\/strong> director Renny Harlin, attached to the project.<\/p>\n<p>Sly soldiered on, however, and grabbed onto another script.\u00a0 Having been cribbing from the <strong>Assassins<\/strong> script already in <strong>The Specialist<\/strong>, he decided he would just go ahead and make the thing.\u00a0 <strong>Assassins<\/strong> was written by Larry and Andy Wachowski, and Mel Gibson was originally interested in directing the film, with Sean Connery pitched as the lead.\u00a0 Gibson eventually went on to be far more successful with his epic, <strong>Braveheart<\/strong>, and passed on directing duties for <strong>Assassins<\/strong> to his friend and <strong>Lethal Weapon<\/strong> series director Richard Donner.\u00a0 Donner wanted the film toned down, less violent and more simplistic in plot.\u00a0 Even after filming, this necessitated many cuts and the excising of an entire love story subplot between the two main protagonists.\u00a0 And while I think the original script is quite good, I still enjoy <strong>Assassins<\/strong> a great deal.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Assassins-script-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-16617   aligncenter\" title=\"this is real\" src=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Assassins-script-1.jpg\" alt=\"this is real\" width=\"420\" height=\"322\" srcset=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Assassins-script-1.jpg 583w, https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Assassins-script-1-300x230.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>As written by the Wachowskis, <strong>Assassins<\/strong> owes a great deal to the Charles Bronson classic, <strong>The Mechanic<\/strong>, and Jean-Pierre Melville&#8217;s Alain Delon hitman film <strong>Le samoura\u00ef<\/strong>.\u00a0 Stallone&#8217;s Robert Rath (heh, I see what you did there) is a lonely man, driven even lonelier out of the necessities of his occupation as a hitman.\u00a0 His only contact with another human being he isn&#8217;t about to kill comes in the form of terse back and forth responses on an internet relay chat on his laptop.\u00a0 In the original script, Rath pays an escort just to listen to him talk, something that should remind fans of Bronson&#8217;s Arthur Bishop as much as Delon&#8217;s Jef Costello.\u00a0 Assassins can make for great character studies.\u00a0 They are loners by their very nature, paranoid, and generally morally conflicted.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Rath-sad-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-16618   aligncenter\" title=\"Rath sad\" src=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Rath-sad-1.jpg\" alt=\"Rath sad\" width=\"538\" height=\"302\" srcset=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Rath-sad-1.jpg 768w, https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Rath-sad-1-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 538px) 100vw, 538px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, Sylvester Stallone does not seize this opportunity with much vigor.\u00a0 This is a shame, because, as an actor, his best work comes out of being the outsider type.\u00a0 He works well as a man struggling with choice and consequence.\u00a0 Think Rocky Balboa, John Rambo, or Freddy Heflin.\u00a0 The Robert Rath of this film is basically interchangeable with Ray Quick from <strong>The Specialist<\/strong> or James Bonomo from <strong>Bullet To The Head<\/strong>.\u00a0 You don&#8217;t really remember these characters or their names because it&#8217;s Stallone being boring Stallone.\u00a0 It&#8217;s the worst kind of Stallone, really.\u00a0 It can work in the right circumstances, like in <strong>Cliffhanger<\/strong> or to some extent <strong>Demolition Man<\/strong>, but only if everything around Stallone is insane.\u00a0 We need something to cling to with Sly.\u00a0 It&#8217;s too bad they cut out a naked Rath doing Tai Chi in his room, but then again, they did that in <strong>The Specialist<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>It sounds like I&#8217;m shitting on this movie already, but let me tell you about this film&#8217;s saving grace:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Bain-smiles-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-16621   aligncenter\" title=\"Bain smiles\" src=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Bain-smiles-1.jpg\" alt=\"Bain smiles\" width=\"538\" height=\"302\" srcset=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Bain-smiles-1.jpg 768w, https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Bain-smiles-1-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 538px) 100vw, 538px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Antonio Banderas, like James Woods in <strong>The Specialist<\/strong>, sets this thing on fire.\u00a0 He has no reason to be as watchable as he is in this schlocky little thriller, and yet here he is.\u00a0 Glaring through his long 90s hair with his burning eyes, motormouthing, taunting, and showboating, Banderas is entrancing to watch.\u00a0 Hot off of the critical success of movies like <strong>The Mambo Kings<\/strong> and <strong>Philadelphia<\/strong>, Banderas feels like he&#8217;s ready to burst as a performer.\u00a0 Having already showed off his Action chops that summer in Robert Rodriguez&#8217;s impressive <strong>Desperado<\/strong>, it feels only natural to have him face off against one of the previous decade&#8217;s biggest Action stars.\u00a0 Thankfully, Banderas&#8217;s energy makes it seem only natural for Stallone to be playing it so straight.\u00a0 Antonio becomes the movie&#8217;s Joker (or&#8230; Bain?) to Sly&#8217;s Batman.<\/p>\n<p>Whenever Stallone is interacting with Banderas, he comes to life and so does the movie.\u00a0 This is especially good because the movie itself is a rather generic form of your usual hitman movie.\u00a0 We get the seasoned assassin on his &#8220;last&#8221; job, but something goes wrong.\u00a0 Here, it&#8217;s that Banderas&#8217;s Miguel Bain intercepts Rath&#8217;s target right out from under his nose.\u00a0 When Rath attempts a second &#8220;last&#8221; job, Bain is there again.\u00a0 The twist here (if you can call it that), is Rath doesn&#8217;t &#8220;retire&#8221; his target this time.\u00a0 Instead he uses her to get the edge on his eager new opponent, and in the process forms a relationship.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Moore-in-love-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-16622   aligncenter\" title=\"Moore in love\" src=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Moore-in-love-1.jpg\" alt=\"Moore in love\" width=\"538\" height=\"302\" srcset=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Moore-in-love-1.jpg 768w, https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Moore-in-love-1-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 538px) 100vw, 538px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Again, most of this relationship was lost on the cutting room floor (though you can still see Sylvester kissing Julianne Moore in the original trailer), but I think it still works.\u00a0 They come off as something of a platonic partnership, but there are hints of more still left in the movie.\u00a0 In fact, there&#8217;s a nice scene where Rath admits his feelings to her, only to find out he was just talking to himself.<\/p>\n<p>But lets talk about the Action.\u00a0 This is an interesting movie in this category, because it&#8217;s not really about big bangs and lots of bodies.\u00a0 The Action here succeeds because it is rather masterfully built to a slow boil through tension and a sense of inevitable confrontation.\u00a0 We anticipate a duel between our primary forces, but Richard Donner wisely keeps our heroes apart.\u00a0 Even when they are first face to face, they are separated by a pane of bulletproof glass.\u00a0 And the guns are almost entirely set with silencers, giving us a fairly unique-sounding series of gunfights where our heroes fire continuously at one another with low-velocity .22 caliber silenced pistols.\u00a0\u00a0 As such, we get several great stand-offs, tense as hell, with a gloriously fun turn from Antonio Banderas and a somewhat solid 90s outing from Sylvester Stallone.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s been a lot of griping about this film&#8217;s deviation from the Wachowski&#8217;s original script, but I can&#8217;t say I was honestly too impressed with the script in the first place.\u00a0 It definitely had a higher bodycount, with the Bain character shooting much of a restaurant full of people down for no real reason, but the film is largely true to what was on the page, minus several 80s video game and comic book references and plus a silly new twist at the end of the movie.\u00a0 The only thing I miss about the script, really, was a fun instance where Bain starts playing <strong>Tetris<\/strong> in the middle of a a gun battle.\u00a0 But what we have is a clever and tense little thriller.\u00a0 The direction is clear and competent (I mean, I have to belive things like having Banderas accidentally drop his gun in fron of an anti-N.R.A. sign were done on purpose), and there are a few very inventive Action sequences well worth checking this one out.\u00a0 It doesn&#8217;t reach the fun of <strong>Demolition Man<\/strong> or the inspired heights of <strong>Cliffhanger<\/strong>, but it&#8217;s still pretty damn good.\u00a0 It&#8217;s dated now, but in a good way.\u00a0 And not many movies from the 90s can boast that.<\/p>\n<h2><strong><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">[THE  MORAL OF THE STORY]<\/span><\/strong><\/strong><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/NRA1-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-16630   aligncenter\" title=\"NRA\" src=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/NRA1-1.jpg\" alt=\"NRA\" width=\"538\" height=\"302\" srcset=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/NRA1-1.jpg 768w, https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/NRA1-1-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 538px) 100vw, 538px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t kill people for a living.<\/p>\n<h1><strong><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">[THE  AOBG ACTION CHECKLIST]<\/span><\/strong><\/strong><\/h1>\n<h3><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>[ ] Athlete(s) Turned \u201cActor\u201d<br \/>\n[X] Clinging To The Outside Of A Moving Vehicle<br \/>\n[ ] Crotch Attack<br \/>\n[X] Dialogue Telling Us How Bad-Ass The Main Character(s) Is\/Are<br \/>\n[ ] Ending Featuring An Ambulance, A Blanket or A Towel<br \/>\n[X] Factory\/Warehouse\/Castle (abandoned motel)<br 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