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20 BIGGEST MOST BAD-ASS GUNS<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n IN ACTION MOVIE HISTORY<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n \n \n I don’t know what Sigmund Freud would have to say about the action genre’s quest for \u201cWho Has The Biggest Gun?\u201d and I don’t care. I just want to know who wins. To make this a little bit more fair and to narrow my list down to 20 candidates, I have taken out the possibility of rocket launchers, laser guns, tanks, or battleships… But don’t worry, there’s still some big-ass guns. Jason Bourne, get outta the locker room or prepare to be humiliated, here come the 20 Biggest, Most Bad-ass Guns EVER!<\/span><\/p>\n \n Some Honorable Mentions<\/span>:<\/span><\/p>\n -The Guitarcase Machine Guns<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n Being made from MAC-10’s, I wouldn’t really call them big per se<\/em>, but they sure look cool.\u00a0 Aside from the guitarcase with the rocket launcher, these are the highlight of the gunfight at the end of Desperado<\/strong>.<\/p>\n -Dirty Harry’s Harpoon Gun<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n Earlier in the flick, we get to see Slash from Guns ‘N Roses wield this thing.\u00a0 Later, Eastwood sticks a guy to a wall with this behemoth.\u00a0 Not what I mean when I say “gun”, this is left off of the list but it sure makes The Dead Pool<\/strong> fun to watch.<\/p>\n –Sex Machine’s gun (From Dusk ‘Til Dawn) Sure, it’s not exactly huge, but it’s the biggest cod-piece gun I’ve ever seen.<\/span><\/p>\n –<\/span><\/span><\/span>Joker’s gun in Batman<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n While only a .38 caliber Smith & Wesson 15-3 special, this gun has a ridiculous, 20-inch barrel. If you were uncertain about whether or not this film was about metaphorical penis size until this point, you had better be damned convinced after this scene is over.<\/span><\/p>\n –<\/span><\/span><\/span>BFG<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Since I’ve excluded rocket launchers and laser guns from my list, I couldn’t very well add in this plasma gun. Dubbed the \u201cbio-force gun\u201d, I’m certain you can think of another anagram.\u00a0 I just wanna know why there’s a flashlight attached.<\/span><\/p>\n –The Death Stars I & II<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n Laser guns. They’re fucking huge, but they’re still lasers.<\/span><\/p>\n THE HANDGUNS<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n 20. Movie: The Terminator<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n \n Weapon: AMT Hardballer .45 Longslide with laser sighting<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Yeah, this one isn’t exactly huge but it’s the first one on the list. With it’s extended barrel the gun’s shape becomes a bit more threatening, and the top-mounted laser sighting helps make it even cooler. Oh, and there’s a killer cyborg shooting it. Sweet.<\/span><\/p>\n \n 19. Movie(s): Dirty Harry series, Red Heat<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n \n Weapon: S&W .44 Magnum<\/span><\/p>\n Perhaps one of the most iconic weapons ever created, Harry uses this gun in place of the standard .38 caliber because of it’s lethal power. And probably because even if you missed, this gun’s thunder-like sound would cost criminal scum the cleanliness of their undergear.\u00a0 It makes up for the goofy hairstyles as well!<\/span><\/p>\n \n 18. Movie(s): Commando, Predator 2, Last Action Hero, Snatch, Eraser, etc.<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Weapon: Desert Eagle .50 caliber<\/span><\/p>\n Another massive handgun with stopping power, the Desert Eagle point-five-oh is the ultimate handgun. Look at Danny Glover’s in Predator 2! Look at that thing! And check out the bullets:<\/span><\/p>\n \n EVEN BIGGER<\/strong><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n 17. Movie: Planet Terror<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Weapon: M4 Carbine with M203 grenade launcher<\/span><\/p>\n Imagine that you’re an ex-stripper with only one leg, amidst a world plunged into terror and chaos with virus infected, flesh-ripping zombie mutants out to kill you at every turn. What do you do? You replace your missing leg with and M4 Carbine assault rifle capable of firing up to 950 rounds per minute with an M203 grenade launcher attachment! What do you mean, \u201cThat’s ridiculous!\u201d? It could happen!<\/span><\/p>\n \n 16. Movie: The Dogs of War, Terminator 2<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Weapon: Manville 25mm Projectile Launcher<\/span><\/p>\n Yeah, I didn’t know such beautiful things existed either. Originally designed to fire 12-gauge shotgun rounds, it can also fire grenade explosives and tear gas! Oh, the fun!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n \n 15. Movie: Braddock: Missing In Action 3<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Weapon: <\/span><\/span><\/span>H&K G3 with underslung 6 shot launcher<\/p>\n While the ability to fire up to 600 rounds per minute is nice, it’s the ability to blast explosive rounds into would-be rapists that is most appealing about this gun. If it’s good enough for Chuck Norris, it’s good enough for my list. Which brings us to…<\/span><\/p>\n \n 14. Movie(s): First Blood, Missing In Action, First Blood part II, Commando, The Punisher<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Weapon: M60 general purpose machine gun<\/span><\/p>\n The M60 is a gas-operated, belt-fed, air-cooled, automatic boomstick of doom. Through all the varied models, this gun could often weigh up <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>to 20 lbs. or more. That means that you’d have to be made of muscles and the will to destroy in order to wield this demon. Shooting over 500 rounds per minute, this baby is top choice for the manly sport of mayhem and manslaughter on a massive scale. And it looks cool.<\/span><\/p>\n \n 13. Movie: Rambo III<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Weapon: FN MAG <\/span><\/p>\n An improvement on the M60 design, this gun fires about 1000 rounds per minute, and is guaranteed to destroy enemies close-up and far away. All of this comes in handy when facing off against an entire Russian battalion in the wide-open spaces of Afghanistan.<\/span><\/p>\n \n 12. Movie: Red Scorpion<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Weapon: AO-63<\/span><\/p>\n This dream gun features two barrels, one right above the other. Because of this, it is able to fire its high caliber rounds so fast that they will destroy basically anything. This includes range targets, human limbs, and assault helicopters.<\/span><\/p>\n \n 11. Movie: Legionnaire<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Weapon: .303 Lewis light machine gun<\/span><\/p>\n You will usually see this gun mounted across some sandbags and being fired by one man and loaded by another. In Legionnaire, JCVD skips out on having a partner and attempts to go all one-man army against a group of desert warriors, carrying 28 lbs. of destruction all by his Belgian self.<\/span><\/p>\n \n 10. Movie: Death Wish 3<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Weapon: .30 caliber Browning M1919 machine gun<\/span><\/p>\n Another gun meant to be mounted, but Charles Bronson is determined to clean of the streets of his city with the most deadly mop ever invented. Weighing in at 31 lbs., Bronson has his neighbor do the loading while he does the shooting. That’s fucking teamwork!<\/span><\/p>\n 9. Movie: Eraser<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Weapon: EM-1 rifle<\/span><\/p>\n This, my friends, is a railgun. One of these things can blast through a wall and still hit its human target, sending them flying tens of feet into the air. Naturally, Schwarzenegger wields two at once. He’s bad-ass like that.<\/span><\/p>\n \n 8. Movie: Aliens<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Weapon: M56 Smart Guns<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n If the Joker thinks he is king of the phallic weaponry, he’d better be prepared to lose that particular metaphorical battle. The M56 Smart Guns of Aliens are strapped on with a steadi-cam mount, making them look like massive extensions of their users uh, egos.<\/span><\/p>\n \n 7. Movie(s): Last Action Hero, The Matrix, Best of the Best 3, Predator, Terminator 2<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n![\"\"](\"http:\/\/www.allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/bigguns1.jpg\" "\\"bigguns1\\"")
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