{"id":11111,"date":"2011-06-04T22:47:37","date_gmt":"2011-06-05T05:47:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allouttabubblegum.com\/main\/?p=11111"},"modified":"2024-04-26T08:27:14","modified_gmt":"2024-04-26T14:27:14","slug":"xin-xian-he-shen-zhen-the-magic-crane-1993-body-count","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/xin-xian-he-shen-zhen-the-magic-crane-1993-body-count\/","title":{"rendered":"The Magic Crane Body Count Breakdown"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Magic Crane [Xin Xian He Shen Zhen] (1993) Body Count Breakdown by luvmetender009<\/span><\/h2>\n

[CHARACTER KILLS]<\/span><\/h2>\n

Pak Wan-Fai (Anita Mui) – 1
\nGeneral Tsao Hung (Tielin Zhang) – 24<\/p>\n

[CORPSE BREAKDOWN]<\/span><\/h2>\n

The Vampires Attack – 8<\/strong><\/span>
\n-8 warriors killed by vampire bats<\/p>\n

Tsao Hung Appears – 2<\/strong><\/span>
\n-Tsao decapitates 2 warriors<\/p>\n

Cliff – 1<\/strong><\/span>
\n-Lam Hoi-Ping fell to his death (he is inexplicably resurrected later in the film)<\/p>\n

“I want revenge!!!” – 1<\/strong><\/span>
\n-Tsao kills the elder master<\/p>\n

Black Dragon Clan’s Takeover – 4<\/strong><\/span>
\n-4 elder warriors’ corpses seen, killed offscreen by the clan’s members<\/p>\n

Tsao Hung’s Return – 6<\/strong><\/span>
\n-Tsao kills 5 clan members and So Pang-Hoi<\/p>\n

Escape – 1<\/strong><\/span>
\n-Hoi’s sister succumbs after she was wounded earlier by Tsao<\/p>\n

Saving Lam – 10<\/strong><\/span>
\n-Tsao kills 10 of his own warriors in rage<\/p>\n

Return to Boat – 13<\/strong><\/span>
\n-13 corpses of Lam’s servants\/handmaidens seen<\/p>\n

JiuZhou – 4<\/strong><\/span>
\n-Tsao kills his deputy and 3 of his own with his newly-acquired Funeral Bell of Doom<\/p>\n

Final Fight – 1<\/strong><\/span>
\n-Wan-Fai blows up Tsao with her flute’s enchanted music (no I’m not <\/span>kidding, it really happened)<\/p>\n

[THE UNCONFIRMED AND UNCOUNTED]<\/span><\/h2>\n

-Wan-Fai kills a giant, fire-breathing tortoise.
\n-Ma and Yi beats the crap out of many people throughout the film but they didn’t kill anyone.
\n-The Magic Crane kills all the vampire bats that attacks the inn, which isn’t counted.
\n-Wan-Fai disappears after the end fight and was never seen for the rest of the movie, but the film claims that she will return someday to be reunited with Ma.<\/p>\n

[THE FINAL TALLY = 51]<\/span><\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Magic Crane [Xin Xian He Shen Zhen] (1993) Body Count Breakdown by luvmetender009 [CHARACTER KILLS] Pak Wan-Fai (Anita Mui) – 1 General Tsao Hung (Tielin Zhang) – 24 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] The Vampires Attack – 8 -8 warriors killed by vampire bats Tsao Hung Appears – 2 -Tsao decapitates 2 warriors Cliff – 1 -Lam … Read moreThe Magic Crane Body Count Breakdown<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3163],"tags":[2204,3660],"class_list":["post-11111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-recent-breakdowns","tag-body-count-breakdown","tag-luvmetender009"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11111"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35828,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11111\/revisions\/35828"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}