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Triple Eks

December 12, 2009 by Rant

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] xXx [Unrated, Uncensored Director’s Cut] (2002): Breakdown by Rantbo What if James Bond was a self-righteous, extreme sports junkie douche-bag? Wait, allow me to rephrase the question—What if James Bond was an American? [THE EXECUTION] There is another dimension of action, beyond that which is known to grown men. It is a dimension … Read moreTriple Eks

Rutledal Does Norwegian Action #01: Orion’s Belt

December 10, 2009 by kain424

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Orions Belte a.k.a. Orion’s Belt (1985): Breakdown by Rutledal [THE EXECUTION] Let me start off by telling you that this is a new (and unofficial) series of write-ups where I will be breaking down action movies from my own country of origin, Norway. This series will probably be as frequently updated as the … Read moreRutledal Does Norwegian Action #01: Orion’s Belt

Death Wish 4: The Crackdown (1987) Killcount & Body Count Breakdown

April 22, 2024December 5, 2009 by kain424

Death Wish 4: The Crackdown (1987)

Starring Charles Bronson

Terminator 4: How John Connor Got His Scar

December 2, 2009 by kain424

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Terminator Salvation (2009): Breakdown by Kain424 In the year 2018, John Connor breaks into SkyNet’s base of operations to save Kyle Reese. He ends up with a scar and a heart transplant. [THE EXECUTION] After Terminator 3: The Rise Of The Machines failed to meet the relatively low expectations of fans, the announcement … Read moreTerminator 4: How John Connor Got His Scar

THE AOBG MONTHLY UPDATE: DECEMBER 2009

December 1, 2009 by Rant

DISMEMBER Rant here to officially lament: It’s that time of year again. There’s snow on the ground, bad music on the airwaves and fat asses waddling through the malls. Christmas. Bah Humbullshit. The holidays suck. You know it, I know it. On the bright-side, it only happens 1 to 8 times a year. And while … Read moreTHE AOBG MONTHLY UPDATE: DECEMBER 2009

Bond Breakdown #05: You Only Live Twice (1967)

November 30, 2009 by Rant

[THE CLASSIFIED INTEL] You Only Live Twice (1967): Bond Breakdown by Rantbo After the hijacking of an American spacecraft (and soon after, a Soviet one), representatives from the U.S.A. and the U.S.S.R. gather for a rousting few rounds of the Blame Game. But while the State Reps and the Soviet Reps spent their trip to … Read moreBond Breakdown #05: You Only Live Twice (1967)

Quantum Of Solace (2008) Killcount And Body Count Breakdown

July 30, 2024November 29, 2009 by Rant

Quantum Of Solace (2008)

Starring Daniel Craig

Casino Royale (2006) Killcount & Body Count Breakdown

April 19, 2024November 29, 2009 by Rant

Casino Royale (2006)

Starring Daniel Craig

Live And Let Die (1973) Body Count Breakdown

July 3, 2024November 29, 2009 by Rant

Live And Let Die (1973) Body Count Breakdown by Longuecarabine (Previously done by Rorschach94 and ASHPD24) [CHARACTER KILLS] RN Commander James Bond/Agent 007 (Roger Moore): 8 Whisper (Earl Jolly Brown): 1 Dambala (Michael Ebbin): 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] United Nations: 3 One of Kananga’s men detonates explosives planted in a headset, killing Agent Dawes “Whose funeral … Read moreLive And Let Die (1973) Body Count Breakdown

The Rock (1996): Body Count Breakdown

November 29, 2009 by Rant

The Rock (1996): Body Count by Rutledal [CHARACTER KILLS] John Patrick Mason (Sean Connery): 7 Stanley Goodspeed (Nicolas Cage): 3 Captain Frye (Gregory Sporleder): 3 General Hummel (Ed Harris): 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Getting the Gas: 1 – One mercenary dies by accident Shower of Bullets: 10 – 9 marines gets killed in the crossfire – … Read moreThe Rock (1996): Body Count Breakdown