[THE CLASSIFIED INTEL] On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969): Bond Breakdown by Rantbo Blofeld is on the loose and Bond is hot on—vacation. OK, so it’s probably not the most effective way to track down the recently fled world-renowned terrorist leader, but who am I to judge? But thankfully after a much needed push by … Read moreBond Breakdown #06: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Gang War (1958): Breakdown by Kain424 A non-violent man’s pregnant wife is killed, he seeks to avenge the deaths. [THE EXECUTION] Gang War is essentially a spiritual prequel to Death Wish, starring Charles Bronson as a sort of would-be vigilante. After witnessing a mob execution, he unwittingly becomes a target. His wife gets … Read moreGang Bore
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Invasion U.S.A. (1985): Breakdown by Rantbo Terrorists try and force themselves on American soil, Americans don’t seem to notice. But Chuck Norris does and he rips their ethnic, commie, drug dealing dicks off and sends them packing. [THE EXECUTION] If this isn’t a conservative’s wet dream/worst nightmare, I don’t know what is. INVASION … Read moreInvasion U.S.Norris
On this the eve of our website’s first acknowledgment of the Christian hijacked Winter Solstice celebration, I’d like to take a little bit of time and space to discuss a couple things, including our upcoming breakdowns, a few other films worth watching and a tradition of my own volition, that I hope can touch you … Read moreHave Yourself A Merry Little Rantmas…
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Death Wish 3 (1985): Breakdown by Rutledal Charles Bronson is back and this time he cuts the population of New York in half. [THE EXECUTION] Paul Kersey is back on both the silver screen and in New York (although the movie was filmed in London), when he goes to visit an old army … Read moreDeath Wish: War Zone
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Black Sunday (1977): Breakdown by Kain424 An Israeli counter-terrorism agent tries to prevent an attack at the Super Bowl. [THE EXECUTION] Right away I feel it is important to note that I don’t think Black Sunday should be included in the Disaster Movie genre. Those films usually feature a horrific event followed by … Read moreBlimp Sunday
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] xXx [Unrated, Uncensored Director’s Cut] (2002): Breakdown by Rantbo What if James Bond was a self-righteous, extreme sports junkie douche-bag? Wait, allow me to rephrase the question—What if James Bond was an American? [THE EXECUTION] There is another dimension of action, beyond that which is known to grown men. It is a dimension … Read moreTriple Eks
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Orions Belte a.k.a. Orion’s Belt (1985): Breakdown by Rutledal [THE EXECUTION] Let me start off by telling you that this is a new (and unofficial) series of write-ups where I will be breaking down action movies from my own country of origin, Norway. This series will probably be as frequently updated as the … Read moreRutledal Does Norwegian Action #01: Orion’s Belt
Death Wish 4: The Crackdown (1987)
Starring Charles Bronson
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