[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Invasion U.S.A. (1985): Breakdown by Rantbo Terrorists try and force themselves on American soil, Americans don’t seem to notice. But Chuck Norris does and he rips their ethnic, commie, drug dealing dicks off and sends them packing. [THE EXECUTION] If this isn’t a conservative’s wet dream/worst nightmare, I don’t know what is. INVASION … Read moreInvasion U.S.Norris
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Death Wish 3 (1985): Breakdown by Rutledal Charles Bronson is back and this time he cuts the population of New York in half. [THE EXECUTION] Paul Kersey is back on both the silver screen and in New York (although the movie was filmed in London), when he goes to visit an old army … Read moreDeath Wish: War Zone
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Black Sunday (1977): Breakdown by Kain424 An Israeli counter-terrorism agent tries to prevent an attack at the Super Bowl. [THE EXECUTION] Right away I feel it is important to note that I don’t think Black Sunday should be included in the Disaster Movie genre. Those films usually feature a horrific event followed by … Read moreBlimp Sunday
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] xXx [Unrated, Uncensored Director’s Cut] (2002): Breakdown by Rantbo What if James Bond was a self-righteous, extreme sports junkie douche-bag? Wait, allow me to rephrase the question—What if James Bond was an American? [THE EXECUTION] There is another dimension of action, beyond that which is known to grown men. It is a dimension … Read moreTriple Eks
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Orions Belte a.k.a. Orion’s Belt (1985): Breakdown by Rutledal [THE EXECUTION] Let me start off by telling you that this is a new (and unofficial) series of write-ups where I will be breaking down action movies from my own country of origin, Norway. This series will probably be as frequently updated as the … Read moreRutledal Does Norwegian Action #01: Orion’s Belt
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Terminator Salvation (2009): Breakdown by Kain424 In the year 2018, John Connor breaks into SkyNet’s base of operations to save Kyle Reese. He ends up with a scar and a heart transplant. [THE EXECUTION] After Terminator 3: The Rise Of The Machines failed to meet the relatively low expectations of fans, the announcement … Read moreTerminator 4: How John Connor Got His Scar
[THE CLASSIFIED INTEL] You Only Live Twice (1967): Bond Breakdown by Rantbo After the hijacking of an American spacecraft (and soon after, a Soviet one), representatives from the U.S.A. and the U.S.S.R. gather for a rousting few rounds of the Blame Game. But while the State Reps and the Soviet Reps spent their trip to … Read moreBond Breakdown #05: You Only Live Twice (1967)
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Octagon (1980): Breakdown by Kain424 A martial arts master must track down and confront his estranged brother, who is training ninja terrorists. [THE EXECUTION] Before Cannon there was American Cinema, making B-Action films from the 1970s onward. It is fitting then that their star player at the time, Chuck Norris, would usher … Read moreNinjas And Norris
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990): Breakdown by Rantbo Mutated amphibians use ninjutsu to end a crime spree initiated by troubled youths dressed as ninjas. [THE EXECUTION] As a child of the 80s, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (henceforth to be referred to as TMNT) hold a special place in my heart. From the … Read moreTeenage Mutant Ninja Pizza-Eating Cartoon-Watching Dancing Swearing Skateboarder Turtles
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Punisher (Theatrical Cut) (2004): Breakdown by Rutledal A G-Man’s family get’s killed, he kills the killers. [THE EXECUTION] Just to get it out of the way, this breakdown will not be based solely on The Punisher as an action movie, but also as an adaptation of the comic it’s based on. It’s … Read moreCriminals Need To Be Punished