[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Smokin’ Aces 2: Assassins’ Ball (2010): Breakdown by Rantbo Smokin’ Aces (now with 100% LESS, Buddy ‘Aces’ Israel and his contracted demise) 2 (this isn’t a sequel): Assassins’ Ball (another lie—literally and figuratively, there isn’t one). Hmm. Well—BANG! BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG!!! Good enough? [THE EXECUTION] While I made sure to not allow my previous luke-warm … Read moreSmokin’ Aces 2: Same Shit, Worse Movie
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Keeper (2009): Breakdown by Kain424 Man On Fire, Seagal style. [THE EXECUTION]. Being brutally honest, and even as a fan, one would have to admit that Seagal’s DTV output is usually a mixture of sad and disgraceful with a bit of the trivial and incomprehensible thrown in for a a bitter result. … Read moreSeagal On Fire
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Romeo Must Die (2000): Guest Breakdown by Helen Ripley of ActionMovieFreak.com Enter the Little Guy—Jet Li is unstoppable and irresistible as he beats down everyone to win the heart of hip-hop hottie Aaliyah. [THE EXECUTION] Jet Li stars as “Han”, a one-man army on a mission to avenge the death of his little … Read moreLittle Romeo
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Fist Of Fury a.k.a. The Chinese Connection (1972): Breakdown by Kain424 A martial arts student returns home to find his teacher dead. Vengeance-fueled violence ensues. [THE EXECUTION] After audiences reacted so positively to Bruce Lee in The Big Boss, writer-director Lo Wei quickly produced a follow-up film. This time, Lee would have complete … Read moreBruce Lee: Pissed Off Fury
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Best Of The Best (1989): Breakdown by Rantbo Korea may have won the war, but they haven’t won the battle. So says Eric Roberts and his motley crew of American martial artists. [THE EXECUTION] The year was 1989; AIDS was old news, the War On Drugs was no longer taken seriously, and as … Read moreThe Best Of The Pacific North West (That We Could Get On Such Late Notice)