Jean-Claude Van Kickboxer

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Kickboxer (1989): Breakdown by Rantbo Two “Brothers” honeymoon in Thailand. One gets paralyzed, the other gets even. [THE EXECUTION] You get what you pay for and KICKBOXER delivers exactly what you’d expect from a movie called KICKBOXER. Half the film is a barrage of homoerotic training montages and the other half is filled … Read moreJean-Claude Van Kickboxer

Look, Over In The $5 Bin! It’s A Romantic Comedy!–It’s A Gay Musical!–NO, It’s SUPERMAN: THE MOVIE!

Superman. Hero, icon, legend, gay pride… One of the oldest and surely most beloved comic book characters ever created, The Man Of Steel has truly stood the test of time. First appearing in Action Comics #1, in the summer of 1938, it wasn’t until 40 years later that America’s first superhero would make the building-height … Read moreLook, Over In The $5 Bin! It’s A Romantic Comedy!–It’s A Gay Musical!–NO, It’s SUPERMAN: THE MOVIE!

RANTBO RECOMMENDS & REPREHENDS: SNIPER EDITION

RANTBO RECOMMENDS… The Chalk-Outline: In typical sniper-assassin style, our killer is a man of three names. Marky Mark is Bob Lee Swagger, and no he also isn’t a used car salesman as the name might suggest. He is, however, an ex-Marine Scout Sniper and current loner badboy. Having forsaken mankind for clean mountain air, a … Read moreRANTBO RECOMMENDS & REPREHENDS: SNIPER EDITION

The Worst Movie Ever Made?: michael bay’s transformers

Now, before I start my bitchfest, I should mention that even though I was a child of the eighties, I was never into the Transformers. I can only speculate, as my preteen memory is poor, that I simply skipped past them en route from ThunderCats to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And I’m not really sure … Read moreThe Worst Movie Ever Made?: michael bay’s transformers

RANT’S TOP TEN THINGS I DON’T WANT TO SEE IN MOVIE TRAILERS EVER AGAIN

I used to have so many found memories of going to the theater, especially as a child and teenager and one of my favorite things was getting to see the trailers for coming attractions. Before Al Gore invented the series of tubes known today as ‘the Internets’ this was the only way to see them … Read moreRANT’S TOP TEN THINGS I DON’T WANT TO SEE IN MOVIE TRAILERS EVER AGAIN