Machete (2010): Body Count Breakdown

Machete (2010): Body Count by Eggimann

[CHARACTER KILLS]

Machete (Danny Trejo): 40
Michael Booth (Jeff Fahey): 8
Luz (Michelle Rodriguez): 4
Senator McLaughlin (Robert De Niro): 4
Von Jackson (Don Johnson): 4
Padre (Cheech Marin): 4
Torrez (Steven Seagal): 2
Sartana (Jessica Alba): 2
Sniper (Shea Whigham): 1
Torrez’ Hench-woman (Cheryl Chin): 1
Julio (Daryl Sabara): 1

[CORPSE BREAKDOWN]

Mexico: 13
MacheteĀ“s Partner shot by Thugs
Machete runs over a thug
Machete kills 7 thugs with a machete
Machete shoots 2 thugs
Torrez Hench-woman shoots the witness
Torrez decapitates Machetes wife

US/MEXICO Border: 2
Von shoots a pregnant woman
McLaughlin shoots a man

Drug Lab: 6
Booth shoots 6 thugs

Escape: 2
Machete stabs a “cop”
Machete causes the car to crash, killing the other “cop”

Hospital: 5
Machete kills 3 thugs with his knifes
Sniper shoots a guard
Machete tears a thug insides out and uses the as a rope to jump to another floor. He dies.

Luz House: 4
Machete stabs a thug through the door
Machete stabs a thug in the eye with a cork opener
Machete throws a thermometer
Machete slashes a guy in the face with a meat cleaver

Video Chat: 1
Booth strangles Sniper with a USB cable

Church: 5
Padre shoots 4 thugs
Booth crucifies Padre

Sartana’s House: 7
Machete shoots 3 thugs
Sartana stabs a thug
Machete stabs a thug with a shard of glass
Machete throws the shard of glass into a thug
Sartana stabs a thug with her high-heel shoes

Limo: 1
McLaughlin shoots Booth

Final Showdown: 51

Julio blows up a soldier
Soldiers shoots 3 Mexicans
Mexicans shoots 2 soldiers
1 dead guy seen
A Mexican uses his car to crush a soldier
Mexicans run over 2 soldiers
Machete kills 9 soldiers with machetes
Machete shoots 6 soldiers with his minigun-on-bike
Luz shoots 3 soldiers
McLaughlin shoots 2 soldiers
Von shoots 3 Mexicans
Luz shoots Von
Torrez finishes himself of after being stabbed by Machete with a Machete. Torrez kill.
16 additional bodies seen later

Karmic Death: 1
McLaughlin shot by the border vigilantes

[THE UNCONFIRMED AND UNCOUNTED]

In the final showdown there was lots of fighting in the background, but it was impossible to tell if any were killed. I also noticed some bodies, but only counted the ones seen in the aftermath.

[THE FINAL TALLY = 98]