Rant here, welcoming you dear viewers to the month of Luv, Groundhogs and White Guilt: February. One month down, on our journey to 2011, and I’m sorry to say that it was pretty lack-luster here at AOBG. Having come down with a cold, a week-or-so in, I lost a lot of time and as such, … Read moreTHE AOBG MONTHLY UPDATE: FEBRUARY 2010
Worst Action Movies of the Decade So unless you live in a cave, you might have noticed the year has changed and we have entered a new decade. Then again, if you live in a cave you probably don’t have internet and aren’t reading this. So since my greedy co-writers–I kid (I do not)–already claimed … Read moreRutledal’s Picks For The Worst Of Decade Aught
A 2nd (better) Opinion On The Scant Awesome Of Decade Aught by RANTBO OK, as a new and basic rule, I’ve decided that I shan’t be making any “Top __ Lists” so far as action films are concerned, anymore. While I still have much love for the activity, and fuck knows I have opinions to … Read moreRantbo Deconstructs The Decade (Albeit Very Briefly)
For the most part, the Aughts were the scene of a crushing blow to the Action genre. Though I had expected kid’s flicks and rom-coms to attempt to pummel the films I love into near-extinction, the true assaults came from the resurgence of the Superhero subgenre. Combining elements of Spawn, Blade, and the special effects … Read moreKain424’s Best Action Flicks Of The Decade
KAIN’S KORNER ————————————————————————————————————————————————— REVIEWS: DEATH RACE (2008) PUNISHER: WAR ZONE (2008) QUANTUM OF SOLACE (2008) TAKEN (2008) ————————————————————————————————————————————————— LISTS: Best Action Flicks Of The Decade 20 Biggest, Most Bad-Ass Guns In Action Movie History Top Five Screwed Up Franchises That Can Still Be Saved Action Gay, The American Way: The Top Five Gayest Action Films … Read moreKAIN’S KORNER
————————————————————————————————————————————————— rAnT THE MOVIES Shit That Pissed Me Off – X-creMENt: An X-Men Movie Rant ————————————————————————————————————————————————— BOND MOVIE BREAKDOWNS – Climax!: Casino Royale (1954) – Dr. No (1962) – From Russia With Love (1963) – Goldfinger (1964) – Thunderball (1965) – Casino Royale (1967) – You Only Live Twice (1967) – On Her Majesty’s Secret … Read moreRANTBO’S REPOSITORY
HAPPY NUDE YEAR FROM YOUR PALS AT AOBG!!! Rant here with Kain and Van Damme to deliver a cold hard slap to your senses to knock that hangover grimace off your stone-drunken mug. It’s a new year and we here at AllOuttaBubbleGum are ready, willing and able to start it off right by giving you … Read moreTHE AOBG MONTHLY UPDATE: JANUARY 2010
On this the eve of our website’s first acknowledgment of the Christian hijacked Winter Solstice celebration, I’d like to take a little bit of time and space to discuss a couple things, including our upcoming breakdowns, a few other films worth watching and a tradition of my own volition, that I hope can touch you … Read moreHave Yourself A Merry Little Rantmas…
DISMEMBER Rant here to officially lament: It’s that time of year again. There’s snow on the ground, bad music on the airwaves and fat asses waddling through the malls. Christmas. Bah Humbullshit. The holidays suck. You know it, I know it. On the bright-side, it only happens 1 to 8 times a year. And while … Read moreTHE AOBG MONTHLY UPDATE: DECEMBER 2009
NINJVEMBER Rant here, with the first AOBG Monthly Update, to inform the masses (all 12 of you) just what the fuck it is we’re working on. And as you can tell from the above title and picture of my girlfriend*, this November will be Ninja Themed and will feature no less than 5 Breakdowns by … Read moreTHE AOBG MONTHLY UPDATE: NOVEMBER 2009