THE AOBG MISSION STATEMENT
1. To Provide An Outlet For Fans Of Bad-Ass Entertainment Everywhere.
2. To Provide A Guide To The Films Of Bad-Ass Cinema For New And Old Fans Alike
3. To Provide Accurate Kill Counts For Action Films And Action Hero Actors
4. To Study The Cultural And Sociological Impact Of Bad-Ass Cinema, And Discus It At Length
5. To Crush Our Enemies, See Them Driven Before Us, And To Hear The Lamentation Of Their Women.
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ALIAS: Kain, alias KAIN424
HOBBY: This Website
WEAPON: Any Plasma Rifle in the 40-watt range
Brenton is the co-founder, editor and resident Killcounter in Chief of AllOuttaBubbleGum. He even finds time to occasionally write articles and reviews. Though the frequency of his output is questionable, it comes with an explanation: Brenton is extremely lazy and his apathy toward everything not related to looking good for purposes of copulating, is world renowned. The only other exception being BadAss Cinema, thus his studious work in providing accurate and fan-servicing kill montages that borderline psychotic fetishism.
Born in the year of Orwell’s dystopia and mere months after mankind’s savior, Kain’s past defies Big Brother and mimics John Conner. An enigmatic man, little is known of this hero before the millennium, and the details revealed since are sketchy and border on urban legend. What is known for certain is his ingrained disdain for authority, religion, consumers and feminine hygiene commercials. All else, myth or fact, have yet to be confirmed.