rAnT THE MOVIES
Shit That Pissed Me Off
– Superman: The Movie: The Sucks
– Transformers: The Worst Movie Ever Made
– X-creMENt: An X-Men Movie Rant
ACTION MOVIE BREAKDOWNS
Version 2.0’s: The New Better Shit
– Above The Law (1988)
– Bloodsport (1988)
– Breaker! Breaker! (1978)
– Cobra (1986)
– Dark Angel (1990)
– Escape From New York (1981)
– First Blood (1982)
– Good Guys Wear Black (1978)
– Hard To Kill (1990)
– Iron Eagle (1986)
– Live Free Or Die Hard (2007)
– Masters Of The Universe (1987)
– Predator (1987)
– Rapid Fire (1992)
ACTION MOVIE BREAKDOWNS
Version 1.0’s: The Old Crappier Shit
– 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)
– 10 To Midnight (1983)
– A Better Tomorrow [Ying Hung Boon Sik] (1986)
– A Better Tomorrow II [Ying Hung Boon Sik II] (1987)
– A Dangerous Man (2009)
– Action Jackson (1988)
– American Ninja (1985)
– Armageddon (1998)
– Army Of Darkness (1992)
– Azumi (2003)
– Beastmaster 2: Through The Portal Of Time (1991)
– Best Of The Best (1989)
– Black Dog (1998)
– Black Dynamite (2009)
– Blood And Bone (2009)
– BloodRayne (2005)
– Bronx Executioner [Il giustiziere del Bronx] (1989)
– Charlie Valentine (2009)
– Conan The Destroyer (1984)
– Death Hunt (1981)
– Die Hard (1988)
– Die Hard 2 (1990)
– Die Hard: With A Vengeance (1995)
– Dirty Mary Crazy Larry (1974)
– DOA: Dead Or Alive (2006)
– Doom (2005)
– Doomsday (2008)
– Double Impact (1991)
– Enter The Dragon (1973)
– Equalizer 2000 (1986)
– Fast & Furious (2009)
– From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
– Ghost Busters (1984)
– G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (2009)
– Give ’em Hell, Malone (2009)
– Grindhouse: Death Proof (2007)
– Grindhouse: Planet Terror (2007)
– Independence Day (1996)
– Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
– Invasion U.S.A. (1985)
– Kickboxer (1989)
– Lethal Weapon (1987) with Kain424
– Lone Wolf McQuade (1983)
– Mutant Chronicles (2008)
– Navy SEALs (1990)
– Never Back Down (2008)
– OneChanbara: The Movie (2008)
– Passenger 57 (1992)
– Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
– Point Break (1991)
– Police Story [Ging chat goo si] (1985)
– Police Story: Part II [Ging chaat goo si juk jaap] (1988)
– Police Story III: Super Cop [Ging chat goo si 3: Chiu kup ging chat] (1992)
– Police Story 4: First Strike [Ging chaat goo si 4: Ji gaan daan yam mo] (1996)
– Push (2009)
– Rambo (2008)
– Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)
– Rambo III (1988)
– Red Sonja (1985)
– Resident Evil (2002)
– Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
– Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)
– Road House (1989)
– Road House 2 (2006)
– Shaft (1971)
– Smokin’ Aces 2: Assassins’ Ball (2010)
– Spider-Man (2002)
– Street Fighter (1994)
– Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun-Li (2009)
– Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
– The 5th Commandment (2008)
– The Beastmaster (1982)
– The Boondock Saints (1999)
– The Butcher (2007)
– The Crow (1994)
– The Fast And The Furious (2001)
– The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006)
– The Getaway (1972)
– The Inglorious Bastards [Quel maledetto treno blindato] (1978)
– The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)
– The Punisher (1989)
– The Substitute (1996)
– The Tournament (2009)
– They Live (1988)
– Transformers (2007)
– Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009)
– Under Siege (1992)
– Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995)
– Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)
– Van Helsing (2004)
– X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
– xXx (2002)
– Zombieland (2009)
BOND MOVIE BREAKDOWNS
– Climax!: Casino Royale (1954)
– Dr. No (1962)
– From Russia With Love (1963)
– Goldfinger (1964)
– Thunderball (1965)
– Casino Royale (1967)
– You Only Live Twice (1967)
– On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)
– Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
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